The Legion Of Riddles

See if you can't Solve this one - Maybe i'll give a Reward

On the Balcony of a hotle room stands a woman about to commit suacide , she climbs onto the balcony ledge and takes a deep breath ,
her room is on the 13th floor and the balcony over looks an empty carpark , this drop will kill her on impact with ease (unless Shes verry unlucky)
,When she falls she hits the ground but only has a small bruise on her backside How Didnt she die ?

if someone dosent solve this i'll start giveing clues away

she fell backwards and landed on the balcony, on her arse-which was really funny to the two pornstars looking at her

my turn:

I know what my job is, the point has been made.
You say I have a big head, and you're right, I'm afraid
Put me in my place, and then leave me alone,
What I need most, is for someone to drive me home.

What am I?

Awww he Solved mine the Fu(Some Text Missing)stard !!

never herd that one befor traesen i got a100 more anyway = P

I have a riddle - What is fucking pissed off at waiting for the new fucking shite patch to downdload and cold?

Ermmm...You ? lol least you can have a laugh at all the real life picos...btw i sent some forms you and soph need to sign today...sign both copies...the ones with your names on and then just send them back..there for insurance or sumit...just incase the boat does a titanic

Ok See if you Cant solve this one --

A adventurer is walking thru a jungle and he comes to a junction were there is a man standing guard along a path -
the Adventurer can only ask the guard one question and needs to get to his village with the alliance !
the alliance are good people who are healers and kind folk who Allways tell the truth ! ...however
if the adventurer go's the wrong way he'll end up in a Horde village , the Horde are Drity Ruthless evil killers who Allways lie,
The junction guard could be from either village and the adventurer doesnt know witch path leads to witch village -
What Does The adventurer Ask the Guard to be 100% sure witch path leads to the alliance village ?

P.S. Traesen is your riddle your a Nail ? all makes sense apart from the driveing home ? unless driveing home as in to Drive a nail into wood i.e. its home ?
Screw it , iam goin with Nail !

Two police offers were investigating a mysterious death.

When they arrived at the scene of the crime they found a room with no windows and the dead man who seemed to have hung himself by a rope from the ceiling.

There was no chair or table that the man may have jumped off.

The only clue was a puddle of water on the floor.



How did the man manage to hang himself.

Thats an old one.

He was standing on a block of ice.

A man was found murdered one Sunday morning.

His wife immediately called the police.

The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:


The Wife said she was in bed reading a book.
The Cook claimed she cooking breakfast.
The Gardener claimed he was planting seeds.
The Maid claimed she was getting the mail.
The Butler claimed he polishing the silver.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

I would be very suspicious of the maid unless they had mail delivered on saturdays (if the man died that saturday or sunday). Otherwise it's always the butler. ALWAYS, I SAY! He was probably stealing the silver, the untrustworthy b-tard!

[quote="Traesen

I know what my job is, the point has been made.
You say.............................................

What am I?[/quote]

A NAIL /press IWIN button

Good i was rite - now Scroll up and Solve mine

I got one too:

Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started.
What am I?

Your a Glutton for pain ? or your the word seven ?
even (equal)
eve (2nd person, adam and eve)
v (Rockey 5, two less than seven) ifits rite Solve Mine !! c'mom c'mon c'mon

bingo...100 poits for zorg
and about your riddle...shouldnt it be two ppl standing at the junction....if its two...ask either one to say what the other one says whats the way to the alliance village and do the opposite....very old riddle this one

and for another one:

I run, though I have no legs to be seen. I possess no heat, yet I do have steam. I have no voice to let words out, but from far away you can still hear me shout. What am I?

hehe if its an old riddle how comes u didnt solve it ? theres one man at the junction and the adventurer must ask only one question to get to safety - what does he ask

aaah figured it out finally:

you ask him where he is from, he will always point to the alliance city.
if hes from the alliance hell point there cuz hes telling the truth.
if hes from the horde hell point to the alliance town cuz hes lying.

Well done dude thats correct - and after 20 guess's i figured out your one , your a Waterfall ^_^

So heres another ...

4 knights have passed all the kings quests to take his daughters hand in marrige , but since she can only marry one
the kind puts them in a final test A solid box is placed in each corner in a square room and the knights are to stand
one them one box for each knight , in the middle of this room stands the princess and the task is this
Without touching the floor or Forceing the princess to move a knight must touch the princess's hand to win the competition
- there are no ropes , the room is far to big to lean out and touch here , theres no hooks on the ceiling BUT at the end of the
day a knight has managed to win and marry the princess

How did the knight pass this test ?

he just asked the princess to come to him....witch is not forcing...and when she was in reach he touched her hand....

next one (easy this time):

Hands she has but does not hold, teeth she has but does not bite, feet she has but they are cold, eyes she has but without sight. Who is she?

Ahh c'mon chres u dont need to pretend to be cool - we all know you struggled with that last one of mine

Iam gonna says your's is a dead body or shes a painting ?

soz, didn't mean to sound cool...it was late after a allnight study session when it came to me...

and in reagards to your answer....nope not correct...but you're close

its a statue , one of those greek jobies

well not quite...statueas dont always depict the anatomy described in the riddle....

Shes a Ghost !

iam gonna asume thats correct and post another one - this one is one of my frave

No matter how hard you look you Cant see me, but when you Do see me iam All you see,
If you cant Walk, I can make you!
sometimes i tell the truth ...... sometimes i Lie......
When i do lie - iam nearer the Truth
What Am I ?

well you're answer is wrong.....